Anonymous asked:

Wow im also a butt person! :OOOO We got so much in common we should totally hang out and have a beer and stuff... No but really youre too cool i wish i werent so socially awkward to only ask you stuff as anon

lol I don’t know man. Boobs are super comfy to like..rest your head on…best for cuddles.

But hah sure. If you’re ever close we can hang out.

Anonymous asked:

If Eric has three apples and can paint a fence at 4 square meters per minute, and Tommy has four lemons and can lift twice Suzy's body weight, then what am I doing with my life I didn't want to write stupid word problems for a living please help get me out of here there are no windows and no doors just please god get me out of this place